An alternate reality, in which people's physical size is directly proportional to their level of intelligence is the 11th Subnormality comic.
Plot Summary[]
In an alternate reality in which people's physical size is directly proportional to their level of intelligence, George W. Bush is discovered under an electron microscope.
Transcript[]
Panel 1
Lab employee: Dr Chen, can you spare a minute? There's something you should see...
Group of nerds: Hey chaps - get a load of the jock!
Jock: Duh, hey, I don't want no trouble fellers!
Lady "Ouch!! Damn hummers!
- beep beep*
Panel 2
Lab employee: We found something interesting under the electron microscope at maximum magnification!
Lab employee 2: Tell us what you think!
Dr. Chen: Alright, let's have a look...
Panel 3
President Bush: Uh, you atoms are emboldening the terrorists!
Panel 4
Dr. Chen: What do you suppose are all those tiny dots around his ankles?
Lab employee 2: We think they're the people who voted for him.