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Sweeny the Clown is the seventh Subnormality comic.

Plot Summary[]

Hardened criminal Boris Vanderslash has escaped from jail and stolen Sweeny the Clown's identity, and now has to work as a children's birthday clown to maintain his cover, despite his terrifying demeanour.

Transcript[]

Panel #1

Boris: Sorry, Readers - Sweeny can't be here to entertain you today. He's Dead!! My name's Boris Vanderslash and I had to murder Sweeny and assume his identity because I just broke outta jail and I need to hide from the fuckin' authorities!

Panel #2

Boris: Yeah, I was doin' 328 years for killin' the entire audience at the broadway premiere of "The Singing Hombres Loco" plus another 65 years because I coughed in the judge's sandwich and gave him cancer! But I busted out!

Panel #3

Boris: So now I gotta do kids fuckin' birthday parties to maintain my cover! Fuckin' price of freedom, I guess!

Panel #4

Boris: Heyyyyy kids!! It's me, Sweeny the fuckin' clown! Who wants to see what the inside of a larynx looks like??!

  • AAAAAHHH!!!*
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