Candy, aka Joan, is a People Watching character voiced by Natalia Bushnik. She is a blonde, attractive woman who works as a stripper and hates being stereotyped because of that. She is very intelligent, but struggles to care about those around her.
- Took Economics in school.
- Likes Star Trek; her favorite series is Voyager.
- At speed dating, she got Jackson's number, and chatted to Safra during the break.
- Her parents don't know that she's a stripper.
- Never wants to have children.
- Dating Doesn't Work
- The Non-Religious Confessional
- Death Is Bullshit
- Secret Losers Anonymous
- In Defense Of Talking During The Movie